i shit myself


Who brought fucking Moon Moon along?!

Shat a brick

(Source: virused)


i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole


Lately I’ve taken to holding entire conversations in Frozen screencaps


being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body


i finally finished brotherhood I’D FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH I LOVED THE HOMUNCULI

these r my faves. lust is a fucking babe.



A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character

(Source: bolinss)


"gay ppl cant have kids"

  1. trans people exist (aka there are gay couples who can reproduce via intercourse)
  2. sperm donors
  3. surrogacy
  4. adoption
  5. further advances in stem cell research are making it possible to turn bone marrow into a sperm substitute, among other things
  6. dont talk to me dont talk to yourself dont talk ever again


Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”



So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(Source: theblackworkshop)

It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock)


putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

 asked : Jeff/Annie or Oliver/Felicity.

(Source: arthurdrvill)


If you’ve ever wondered how big Gengars are, here is your answer.